We will continue to fund existing grants, including those of Planned Parenthood, and preserve their eligibility to apply for future grants.

Yes, those little pink ribbons still do signify the blood of innocents.
Technorati Tags: Komen Planned-Parenthood abortion ]]> /feminists Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:50:00 GMT komen-capitulates http://wyblog.us/blog/election/roseanne-barr-running-for-president.html Chris Wysocki Roseanne Barr is running for president! And unlike Stephen Colbert, she's serious. Well, as serious as someone who grabs her crotch and spits whenever she sings the National Anthem can be. But that's serious enough for the Green Party!

The actress-comedian said in a statement that she's a longtime supporter of the party and looks forward to working with people who share her values. She said the two major parties aren't serving the American people.

She's got a pretty interesting economic recovery plan too. Beheadings!

Re-education camps? Guillotines? What happened to everybody sit in a circle and sing kumbaya? Does Dick Cheney know you're in favor of this stuff? I'm sure he'll be glad to give you a few pointers.

Barr plans to bring her message of economic justice and 9/11 Truth to America's livingrooms.

"I will barnstorm American living rooms," she said in a candidate questionnaire submitted to the Green Party. "Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election."

Bolt your doors, or she'll barnstorm your living room. Probably track all kinds of stuff in too, and leave it on your carpet. She's been hanging out with the Occupods you know. But not, alas, hosting any "average Americans" on her 46 acre Hawaiian macadamia nut farm.

Because in her case, the nut didn't fall very far from the tree.
Technorati Tags: election Roseanne-Barr Green-Party ]]> /election Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:41:00 GMT roseanne-barr-running-for-president http://wyblog.us/blog/misc/thursday-theodicies-02-02-12.html Chris Wysocki

So I'm ready to opine.

Who would Jesus tax? Obama has the answer — us!

I hope the folks at the prayer breakfast had something stronger than coffee in their cups. And that it didn't come shooting out of their noses when he spoke.

Christian values and Obama? Yeah, I know what you're thinking. I'm thinking it too. But wait, it gets better.

The president said he often falls to his knees in prayer.

Of course he does. Every time he sees a mirror.

So of late these daily alliterative aggregations haven't been multi-faceted. I get on a roll, and well, you know how it is. The post takes on a life of its own. Maybe my meds finally kicked in?

Nah, that can't be it. I'm as ADD as they come. And I like bouncing topics. On trampolines. I definitely like to watch topics bounce on trampolines. Big topics. Loosely aggregated.

Oh yeah… Wait, where was I?

Chevy Volts are selling like hot cakes. Three day old, stale, roach-infested hot cakes, next to a free gourmet buffet. But hot cakes none the less. And Government Motors is committed to them!

Is Government Motors committed to profits? Not that I can tell.

From Frank J's latest Random Thoughts.

I could be an enthusiastic Romney supporter. The Romney campaign just needs to tell me where to send the invoice for that.

Me too Frank. Me too.

I work cheap!

Out with the new, in with the old. Or if you prefer, they're baaaaaack!

The Taliban is set to return to power in Afghanistan when British and Coalition forces end their combat role in 2014, a damning leaked confidential report reveals.

Biding their time, they were. Just waiting for a political hack like Leon Panetta to get all squishy and pull the plug on Operation Enduring Freedom.

Obama's making sure our freedoms don't endure here at home. Why on earth would he want to support freedom for the people of Afghanistan?

Mister we could use a man like Donald Rumsfeld again.

Finally, and because I'm tired, I have one simple question. Which one of you knuckleheads knocked me off the Top 150 Conservative Blogs list? Was it Belvedere? That snake bloggeriffic genius, always with the Rule 5. He snuck in at #147. And Blam! I'm pixels in the ether, forgotten like another one of Obama's campaign promises.

Fame is fleeting. And alas, addictive. I'm gonna have to ask Tori for a little help. You know, just to get me back into the game.

Technorati Tags: Obama prayer Chevy-Volt Mitt-Romney ]]> /misc Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:31:00 GMT thursday-theodicies-02-02-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/feminists/essex-co-10-grand-pp-grant.html Chris Wysocki

And so, again this year Essex County Executive Joe DiVincenzo arranged a $10,000 "donation" on behalf of county taxpayers to the baby killers of Planned Parenthood. It comes from $4.9 million of CDBG funds earmarked for the Emergency Shelter Grant Program.

Our tax dollars at work. "Sheltering" abortionists. Because they need "emergency" funding. Or something.

It's a disgrace. Sadly our all-Democrat, rubber-stamp Freeholder board won't even bat an eye. And, because the citizens of this county are genetically incapable of voting for politicians with integrity, there ain't a damned thing I can do about it.

How many abortions will $10,000 buy? One is too many. Not that anyone around town besides me seems to care. The Giants are in the Super Bowl! Apparently that's more important.
Technorati Tags: Planned-Parenthood Essex-County CDBG Joe-DiVincenzo abortion ]]> /feminists Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:29:00 GMT essex-co-10-grand-pp-grant http://wyblog.us/blog/nj_politics/christie-stands-behind-njsc-nominees.html Chris Wysocki the fix was in. And I was right!

Bruce Harris, the first openly gay man nominated for a seat on New Jersey's State Supreme Court, does in fact have a published opinion on the key hot button issue of the day. Gay "marriage." He's for it.

In 2009 Harris wrote a letter to State Senator Joe Pennacchio equating our Judeo-Christian marriage traditions with slavery.

Any guess on how Bruce Harris will rule when gay "marriage" hits the docket?

Oh, but it's OK! Harris promises to recuse himself from that one court case. BFD. He's got no concept of Original Intent and he's perfectly willing to invent new "rights" by judicial fiat. He's an activist, nominated to a court noted for it's activism. More importantly, Chris Christie promised he'd put a leash on our activist judiciary and this nomination turns that promise on its head.

Not that Christie's willing to admit he screwed up. Oh no. He's digging in for a fight.

State Senator Kevin O'Toole, who's usually a pretty level headed guy, is giddy as a schoolgirl at the prospect of the first Asian-American sitting on New Jersey's highest court.

Qualifications be damned, Identity Politics Rulez!

O'Toole's not alone, Assembly Republicans put their blinders on to fall in line behind Christie too.

"Politics should not interfere in the nomination process of two exemplary candidates. Their academic records, in conjunction with their experience in the law, are outstanding."

See? Pointing out the nominees' obvious flaws is politics. They did great in college! They're experienced lawyers! What's not to like?

Any resemblance between NJ Republicans and Actual Conservatives is purely in your imagination. These guys put the "O" in RINO. As in "O" No, here they go again.
Technorati Tags: NJ-Politics Chris-Christie Bruce-Harris Phillip-Kwon gay-marriage ]]> /nj_politics Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:29:00 GMT christie-stands-behind-njsc-nominees http://wyblog.us/blog/feminists/wednesday-waterloo-02-01-12.html Chris Wysocki

In one corner we have breast cancer, the deadly disease dreaded by all women, personified by pink ribbons worn in support of the Susan G. Komen Foundation.

In the other corner we have infanticide, the vaunted "right to choose" our Supreme Court found emanating from penumbras, practiced with ruthless efficiency by Planned Parenthood.

In the middle are modern feminists, supporters of Susan G. Komen, who in turn funds the Kermit Gosnells employed by Planned Parenthood.

Er, make that funded. Past tense. Because the Komen Foundation woke up one day and realized that an organization which saves womens' lives ought not be in the business of subsidizing one that's dedicated to murdering baby girls.

Bravo for them. If only the Girl Scouts could exhibit the same clarity of thought.

But among feminists there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth. They're aghast at Komen for "betraying" the Ya-Ya sisterhood. Death by cancer, bad. But infanticide by saline injection, when you've got Important Things you still haven't done yet? Choice!

Alas, "Save us from dying of breast cancer so we can kill our unborn children" does not strike me as a winning slogan. But apparently it's all they've got.

Let's go for some moral clarity. Here's local newswoman Diane Lilly:

Do I think abortions are wonderful? Of course I don't. Do I want them to be legal? Yes, I do, because if they are not legal, many many young girls and women will die from botched abortions.

Got that? Abortions aren't wonderful, they're just necessary! Or young girls and women will die! Many many of them!

How many? 57 million?

Not hardly. But remember that number. I'll say it again. Fifty Seven Million. That's how many babies have died at the hands of abortionists like Planned Parenthood since January 1973.

Six million Jews died. That was a Holocaust. Fifty Seven Million dead babies? They're a statistic. No one weeps for them. There are no museums on the National Mall dedicated to their suffering. Instead of "never again," it's abort as often as you'd like.

Michael Vick killed a dog. He's Public Enemy #1.

Planned Parenthood kills babies by the truckload. They're heroes. To feminists anyway. Because puppies are cute and a fetus is just a clump of cells.

Women and young girls everywhere must stand up and say no to political stands taken by a non-profit organization that is supposed to support women.

"Support women?" Which women? The shrill, vociferous ones? Or the helpless unborn who can't speak for themselves?

That's a question feminists don't want to answer.
Technorati Tags: feminists abortion Planned-Parenthood Susan-G-Komen ]]> /feminists Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:39:00 GMT wednesday-waterloo-02-01-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/obama_watch/obama-will-pay-your-mortgage.html Chris Wysocki vote-buying scheme Barry's unveiling today — force banks to accept write-downs on underwater mortgages, and then refinance the balance at "historically low" interest rates.

Even the Star-Ledger can't mask the obvious quid pro quo going on here.

The Obama administration is trying to fix a stubborn drag on the economy by allowing millions of more homeowners to refinance their mortgages at lower interest rates even if they owe more than their homes are worth, tackling a difficult issue of vital concern in states key to President Barack Obama's re-election.

Heh, vital concern to Obama's re-election indeed. It's the whole point of the exercise. Buy votes with a new tax on the banks!

The administration proposal faces a major hurdle in Congress. The program would cost between $5 billion and $10 billion, depending on participation, and would be paid for by a fee on large banks. The administration has tried unsuccessfully before to win support for such a tax on large banks.

So first he gave the banks free money (TARP) and now he's gonna whack them good and hard because he needs votes more than he needs their campaign contributions.

The best part (for him) is he gets to paint Republicans as heartless Scrooges simply because we'll insist people honor their commitments and pay their bills.

Fortunately this nonsense has very little chance of passing the House. And maybe the GOP presidential contenders could take a moment to remind folks that their mortgages wouldn't be underwater in the first place if Obama had actually fixed the economy like he said he would. Everything he's done so far has made things worse. Everything. Don't forget that come November.
Technorati Tags: Obama housing mortgage HAMP ]]> /obama_watch Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:07:00 GMT obama-will-pay-your-mortgage http://wyblog.us/blog/election/tunicated-tuesday-turmoil-01-31-12.html Chris Wysocki

Every time I open Facebook now I'm bombarded by zealots. Ron Paul!, or you're not a Real Conservative! No, Rick Santorum!, because Ron Paul is a Raaaaacist! Wait, Newt!, because Sarah Palin loves him and Mitt hates puppies! No, Mitt is our man because…, well just because, that's why. And Newt really invented Obamacare anyway.

I think I liked FB better when everyone was just nagging me to play Farmville.

Smitty calls for a truce.

Then again, his blogging partner seems to be blaming Perry supporters for Santorum's anemic poll numbers.

Just ask yourselves, Perrybots, what might have been possible if some other candidate — any other candidate, perhaps one who could remember how to count to three — had an extra $20 million to spend here in Florida. But no, you spent months telling the rest of us that Rick Perry was The Only Conservative Who Could Beat Romney, an argument you didn't hesitate to repeat as late as December, long after it was apparent that he wasn't ready for prime time. And you still refuse to admit that you were misled, and helped mislead others, into jumping aboard that hopeless Bandwagon to Loserville.

Hey, Stacy McCain is a kick-ass gonzo journalist and all. He Knows Things. I'm just a random Polack from New Jersey. But it occurs to me that Rick Perry, a guy who's actually won elections and governed from conservative principles, might have gotten more traction if a certain gonzo journalist hadn't taken a flyer on the likes of Herman Cain, and in the process misled a whole lotta other folks into buying a one-way ticket on the 9-9-9 Restraining Order Express. Cain wanted to be president alright, just not President of the United States. More like president of Hooters, if you get my drift. Certainly beats that web site idea, right?

Anyway, what's done is done, and we're left to pick up the pieces, and maybe remember that we're all here to do one thing, and one thing only. Defeat Obama. Oh, and retain control of the House. And maybe pick up a Senate majority too. A pretty tall order on a good day.

Alas, today is not a good day. Today is Florida primary day. And no matter who wins tonight the long knives are going to grow longer. The True Believers are dug in for the long haul now, and whatever bloody corpse emerges from Tampa as our nominee will most certaily find a rejuvenated Obama ready to regurgitate every negative ad and soundbite ever uttered by those he left behind.

Is that what we really want?
Technorati Tags: Florida Mitt-Romney Newt-Gingrich Rick-Santorum Ron-Paul ]]> /election Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:55:00 GMT tunicated-tuesday-turmoil-01-31-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/nj_politics/reed-gusciora-numbnuts.html Chris Wysocki On His Game.

And when a back-bencher state Assemblyman crosses a line, he gets swatted like a bug.

Responding to Christie's call for a statewide referendum on gay "marriage" Assemblyman Reed Gusciora (D-Mercer) said:

"Govs. Lester Maddox and George Wallace would have found allies in Chris Christie over efforts by the Justice Department to end segregation in the South."

The race card. What a surprise. With the Democrats it's always the race card.

But Christie was having none of it. Watch the video.

And the money quote:

You have numbnuts like Reed Gusciora who put out a statement comparing me to George Wallace and Lester Maddox. Now you know, c'mon guys, at some point you've got be able to call BS on those kind of press releases.

The media is calling BS alright, on Christie, because he dared to call an openly gay Assemblyman "numbnuts." The Star-Ledger is aghast. Apparently it's a slur.

As if. It's a Jersey thing. Everybody says it. (Although after laughing perhaps a little too raucously I did have to come up with an explanation for the term "numbnuts" suitable for a ten year old. You just know she's gonna use the word in school tomorrow. Cue the phone call from the Principal in 3... 2... 1...)

Nothing will stop the perpetually aggrieved from being, well, aggrieved though. After all, it's what they do.

Here's Christie again:

There are any number of you in this room who may have a quarrel with my politics. George Wallace and Lester Maddox? You know, I don't think they were advocating for urban education. I think we've got a pretty good distinction there. And I think that those who say things like that like Assemblyman Gusciora should be ashamed of themselves. That they're that desperate to try to change the topic on this issue that they would actually raise those folks, reprehensible people in America's history.

Well yeah. Raaaaacism! is the last desperate cry of those who have no cogent argument. It's an empty epithet now. Devoid of force. A caricature of battles long since past, and won.

So here's the thing numbnuts. When you're thinking we don't like you because you're Black or Gay (or whatever…) consider this. Maybe we don't like you because you're an asshole.

Yeah, really.
Technorati Tags: Chris-Christie Reed-Gusciora gay-marriage ]]> /nj_politics Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:41:00 GMT reed-gusciora-numbnuts http://wyblog.us/blog/odds_n_ends/fairway-to-heaven.html Chris Wysocki can take it with you. Or rather, you can be laid into eternal rest alongside the Trump National Fairway to Heaven.

You can count on a hole in one at the end of your final round.
Technorati Tags: Donald-Trump golf ]]> /odds_n_ends Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:13:00 GMT fairway-to-heaven http://wyblog.us/blog/religion/pope-barack-hussein-the-first.html Chris Wysocki Pundette comes the latest Obamacare tyranny — Pope Barack Hussein Obama The First overrules 20 centuries of Catholic doctrine.

Undeterred, and menacingly on the cusp of the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Department of Health and Human Services has issued an "interim final rule" which requires all private health plans, including those of Catholic hospitals and schools, to include coverage of prescription contraceptives, female sterilization procedures, and abortion counseling.

Thereby replacing "Thou Shalt Not Kill" with a new heresy — The Gospel According to Obama.

Archbishop Timothy Dolan:

"Never before has the federal government forced individuals and organizations to go out into the marketplace and buy a product that violates their conscience," said Dolan. "This shouldn't happen in a land where free exercise of religion ranks first in the Bill of Rights."

Disobey our consciences and our faith, or disengage completely from providing health care services. He's "graciously" given us a year to decide. Archbishop Dolan again:

"In effect, the president is saying we have a year to figure out how to violate our consciences."

Which is of course no time at all. Except there's an election coming up. No Catholic can in good conscience vote for Barack Obama. Not after this. To re-elect Obama is to put him above God, to disavow a core tenet of our Catholic faith, to turn your back on everything that Christ taught.

And to be complicit in mortal sin. We still believe in mortal sin, don't we? Us Catholics, I mean. The secular world has long since decided to look the other way. Can we? Can we turn our backs and accede to government-sanctioned infanticide? Will we pay our blood money and call it "health care?"

I hope not.

Is it hyperbole to posit that Barack Hussein Obama is the Antichrist? He will destroy Holy Mother Church. He has said as much, and his actions cannot possibly be interpreted differently. The Church is already out of the adoption business, forced by Obama to surrender our doctrinal authority to the vagaries of homosexual dystopianism.

Now he'll prevent us from providing health care. No Catholic hospital can operate under this requirement. They'll be sold, at fire sale prices, probably to Obama cronies like George Soros and Warren Buffett. And no Catholic school will be able to offer health insurance to their employees. "Look at the heartless Catholics," his sycophantic media will say. "The public schools give their employees the best health insurance available!"

He will not stop until the Catholic Church is scrubbed from the public square. Banished, like lepers, to the fringes of Obama's New World Order. Crushed under the secular jackboot labeled "tolerance."

And then what is left? Who will the people turn to? Government!

His message is seductively simple, a siren song, music to the ears of a fickle and easily distracted populace. Obama is our shepherd, we shall not want. It is the eternal seduction of the evil one, played out in the United States of America in the Year of Our Lord 2012.

In November Barack Obama must be defeated. Or he will destroy us.
Technorati Tags: Obamacare abortion birth-control Catholic ]]> /religion Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:03:00 GMT pope-barack-hussein-the-first http://wyblog.us/blog/economy/obama-jobs-report-wk25.html Chris Wysocki the price of gas went up by another 3 cents last week. And Obama's EPA shuttered 6 more power plants in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Maryland.

Hey, what's another 529 Americans put out of work by Lisa Jackson's eco-fascists, right?

Mother Gaia is pleased as punch! Our wallets? No so much.

Meanwhile the green energy boondoggle continues to waste taxpayer dollars at a record clip. Yup, yet another recipient of DOE subsidies has gone bankrupt.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all these taxpayer "investments" wind up circling the drain. You know, if Dick Cheney had spent half this much money on something useful that was made by Halliburton the lamentations would still be reverberating across the front page of The New York Times.

But Barry's misguided attempts to prop up unproven pie-in-the-sky foolishness always gets a pass.

Now people keep telling me that Obama "inherited" an economic crisis. Perhaps he did. But it's been three years since he promised to fix things, and every single action he's taken has made the problem worse.

Earlier this week, after Barry gave his State Of The Re-election speech, Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels summed up the Obamanomics record in one utterly damning chart.

The Wall Street Journal sums up Barry's inability to inspire economic confidence.

Many business leaders say they are also being held back by policy-related uncertainty, everything from the threat of new regulations and higher taxes to the fear that political gridlock could hamper the government's ability to respond to a new crisis. Recent economic research has given some weight to those complaints. A study by a trio of academic economists found that policy uncertainty has risen in recent years, and that periods of uncertainty have in the past corresponded with rising unemployment and slowing growth.

Contrast Barry's sub-3% GDP growth numbers with the Reagan boom.

The first nine quarters of the Reagan Recovery, by contrast, looked like this: 5.1 percent, 9.3 percent, 8.1 percent, 8.5 percent, 8.0 percent, 7.1 percent, 3.9 percent, 3.3 percent, 3.8, percent, 3.4 percent. In fact, the Reagan Boom went from the first quarter of 1983 until the second quarter of 1986 without notching a sub-3 percent GDP quarter.

The only economic statistic Barry's keeping above 8% is the unemployment rate. You'll recall that Porkulus was guaranteed to keep it under 8%. Paul Krugman said so!

So of course when last year's GDP came in at an anemic 1.7% it must somehow still be George Bush's fault. Because Obama killed Bin Laden! So he's obviously the better president.

You know what else must not be Barry's fault? New home sales for 2011 were the worst on record.

Liberal media spin? Obama Recovery Sets New Records!

Well, sure.

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Previously:
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Pipeline Dreams Busted By Green Schemes edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Downgrade Fever is Catchy edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Short Term Gain For Long Term Pain edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Year End Wrapup Unhappy New Year Edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz Reality Check edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report: the Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Incredibly Shrinking Labor Force edition
Technorati Tags: Obama jobs unemployment GDP housing green-energy ]]> /economy Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:30:00 GMT obama-jobs-report-wk25 http://wyblog.us/blog/election/friday-fratricide-01-27-12.html Chris Wysocki

Best line from the night? "I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message that I haven't actually seen." Sheesh, what a putz.

Pundette has Newt fatigue. I imagine there's going to be a lot of that going around, egged on by the GOP Establishment.

Stacy McCain says Santorum "kicked butt." I'm not so sure. He comes across to me as angry, petty, and mean-spirited. Plus there's that whole "lost his last election by 22 points" thing. Not exactly a ringing endorsement from his home state, eh?

Somewhere David Axelrod is smiling.

The rest of us? Not so much.

That had to be the most pathetic "debate" yet. More like a circular firing squad. Hell, after watching Newt complain about Mitt's wealth, Mitt mock Newt's consulting fees, Santorum whine peevishly, and Paul answer every question with "gold standard!", I'm thinking of taking a second look at that Obama fellow. At least he acts presidential. Those four turkeys belong back in kindergarten.

Is it too much to ask for the GOP to put forth a Real Candidate? Are these four bozos our A Team?

Shudder.

Meanwhile down in Georgia, a backwoods country judge breathed new life into the Birther sideshow yesterday. Because that's just what we need, more irrelevant posturing that can only reflect badly on Obama's opponents.

Now Barry gets to again paint the Republicans as total nutjobs by building up whackos like Jerome Corsi and Orly Taitz into convenient strawmen, who he'll then whack into the next county.

The American public believes he's already answered the question. Right now that's what matters, and we have bigger fish to fry. Give it up.

There's a video making the rounds of Joe Biden faking an Indian accent during a campaign event in New Hampshire. He starts out mocking credit card call center employees, then catches himself. So I click on over to YouTube to see what the fuss is about, and the first thing that comes up is this comment:

I don't see the issue here. He impersonates a vice president every waking second and no one gives a shit.

I spewed coffee all over my monitor!
Technorati Tags: GOP debate Florida Republican CNN birthers Joe-Biden ]]> /election Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:12:00 GMT friday-fratricide-01-27-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/news/michelle-obama-war-on-pizza.html Chris Wysocki The First Lunch Lady, and pizza is being replaced. With vegetables.

All our children are belong to the nanny state.

The government knows best! Your kids will eat whatever Michelle Obama tells them to eat. So, out with pizza and in with turkey tacos!

After the announcement, [they] went through the line with students and ate turkey tacos with brown rice, black bean and corn salad and fruit with the children in the Parklawn Elementary lunchroom.

Trust me, I'm sure the kids were just being polite. Sophie's school jumped on the "healthy choices" menu bandwagon last year. Take a guess how much food is wasted each day.

Go ahead, guess.

Most of it. Especially on turkey hot dog day. Those things are vile. Jesus, coming in from the desert after 40 days and 40 nights, would sooner order a pizza than eat one. If the army served them at Gitmo Amnesty International would call it torture. And they'd be right.

So this line from the story struck me as particularly funny:

Mrs. Obama said youngsters will learn better if they don't have growling stomachs at school.

In that regard, I'd have to say the food kids actually eat is way better than any fru-fru stuff they'll just chuck into the garbage, isn't it? Give 'em a slice of pizza and they'll be well fed. Give 'em turkey tacos with brown rice, black beans, and corn salad and they'll be begging mom to stop for pizza on the way home. Not to mention that whole "growling stomachs" thing at school.

And as it turns out, Mrs. Obama is barking up the wrong tree anyway. From no less of a right-wing rag than The New York Times comes this:

Imagine that. No correlation between school lunch choices and childhood obesity.

None. It's a non-sequitor.

Ah, we know what's really going on here. Childhood obesity is the excuse. Control is the goal. Control over every aspect of our children's lives. It's what the Obamas and their nanny state counterparts have always been after. They want to dictate how we live our lives. For our own good, of course!

People who grow up to make their own choices might choose poorly. Why, they might even choose to vote for a Republican! We can't have that, better enact a few more regulations while nobody's looking.

Seriously. When it comes to government deciding what we can do with our bodies, the liberal bogeyman of pro-life Republicans wanting to invade the womb is nothing compared to even one day of heavy-handed nanny-state regulatory diktats.

When I was a kid there were no such things as bike helmets or seat belts or 5-point-restraint infant seats. No booster seats or airbags on tricycles either. Nonetheless, we survived. We did! Now the police run roadblock checkpoints and hand out whopping tickets for an unbuckled back seat teenager. I think if they find a mother with a baby on her lap they impound the car and turn the kid over to DYFS.

We can't be trusted to choose our own light bulbs, but the liberals will insist a 13 year old girl is fully qualified to condemn her unborn child to death, without any parental input. She's entitled to privacy. But adults aren't entitled to decent illumination?

And on the day before her 21st birthday, that same girl can walk into Planned Parenthood to get another abortion, no questions asked.. But if afterwards she goes into a bar and orders a beer, it's a felony.

Yeah, I know I'm way off on a tangent. But this shit really burns my shorts.

Michelle Obama can go pound sand up her ass. I decide what my kid eats. Not some bureaucrat. And certainly not an unelected holier-than-thou busybody who's deluded herself into believing people actually care what she thinks.
Technorati Tags: obesity Michelle-Obama pizza school-lunch nanny-state ]]> /news Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:29:00 GMT michelle-obama-war-on-pizza http://wyblog.us/blog/misc/wednesday-worrisome-wickedness-01-25-12.html Chris Wysocki fair-est?" Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the class-warfairest of all? OK, I'll stop now.

No I won't. Barry laid it on thick last night. The rich have what he wants. And he's gonna take it. Because he killed Bin Laden with his bare hands! And he got a flag. Which he looks at every day.

Other than that Barry can't run on his record. So we get a new war, a War on Wealth. Remember, Warren Buffet pays less taxes than his secretary! It's an outrage! It's ruining the State Of Our Union. Or at least the state of Barry's re-election campaign.

I am so sick and tired of hearing about Warren Buffett and his secretary, especially since she's been promoted to the role of arm candy for Moochelle. For starters, I don't want to see Mitt Romney's tax returns; I want to see Warren Buffett's tax returns. And his hob-nobbing secretary's too.

Why? Because we might learn a few things. Like that ole Warren makes his money the old-fashioned way, via dividends. Which were already taxed once as corporate profits before landing in his bank account to be taxed again. And his secretary is paid a salary, which Warren gets to take as a pre-tax deduction against his profits.

Anybody wanna bet the effective (corporate + personal) tax rate on Warren's dividends exceeds his secretary's tax rate?

Nah, I didn't think so. Too bad you can't fit that into a sound bite though.

Let's see, what else was "unfair?" Mortgages! That evil guy Barney Frank made Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac give unaffordable mortgages to unsuspecting middle-class homeowners who never thought their government would lie to them.

Hah! Just kidding! Malicious bankers manipulated borrowers into robo-signing incomprehensible legal documents, then stole their houses and gave them to #Occupy Wall Street. Or something. But Barry's gonna fix everything!

He'll tax the banks some more! And let everybody refinance for free! With an extra $3,000 check thrown in for good measure! Because that's fair! And I'm running out of exclamation points…!

But you get the idea. Free money for deadbeats, because rich people have too much and the UAW blew through all that taxpayer cash we gave them faster than shit through a goose so it's time for another humongous bailout.

Has anyone seen personal responsibility lately? I think it's locked up inside Richard Cordray's desk.

Bottom line? All 57 states in our union are strong. Except Illinois, and probably California. Better re-elect Barry just in case though. He killed Bin Laden! Who gave him a nice flag.
Technorati Tags: Obama SOTU class-warfare ]]> /misc Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:49:00 GMT wednesday-worrisome-wickedness-01-25-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/obama_watch/stop-working-at-999999.html Chris Wysocki campaign kickoff State Of The Union speech none was dumber than his "at some point you've made enough money" 30% minimum tax rate on incomes over $1,000,000 per year.

Here's my idea. Every entrepreneur in America stops working at $999,999. Don't earn $1 more. Because if you do, you'll have to write a check for 300 Grand to Saul Alinsky's wealth redistribution fund.

And what if your employees lose out? Maybe because you've closed your office until January 1st, and you certainly won't be paying them for not working to increase your taxes?

Fuck 'em. They're probably voting for President Golf Pants anyway. So they're his problem.

Barry says his demagoguery isn't "class warfare."

Of course it is.

So let's declare war on him.

I'm betting the productive class is more powerful than the parasite class.

We'll show them what happens when they run out of other people's money.
Technorati Tags: Obama SOTU class-warfare taxes ]]> /obama_watch Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:10:00 GMT stop-working-at-999999 http://wyblog.us/blog/nj_politics/christie-judicial-diversity-no-exp-req.html Chris Wysocki Sharia-compliant, terrorist-sympathizing Superior Court Judge Sohail Mohammed to one of the two vacancies on the NJ State Supreme Court.

But the bad news is he just picked two guys with no judicial experience whatsoever, and touted their diversity as their major qualification.

So that's what qualifies you to be a Supreme Court Justice? "Diversity" and "perspectives?" Hey, it's all they've got. No paper trail. No previous experience as a lower court judge (not even traffic court!). No legal scholarship or opinions they've authored which might hint at their judicial philosophy.

Just a blatant sop to Identity Politics. Well that, along with Christie's hunch they'll do the right thing.

He said he did not ask Kwan and Harris about specific cases but "my expectation is I've nominated two justices who understand the appropriate role of the courts in our system of government."

And Chris Christie calls himself a Conservative? Bwhahahaha! Conservatives pick judges like Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas. Conservatives don't need to seek out a diverse perspective, we look for adherence to original intent. Conservatives aren't focused on demographic profiles, intellectual rigor is more our speed.

Democrats and RINOs play quota games. So deep down, which one is Chris Christie?

Now get this, check out the guy who's most excited about these appointments. He's the chief activist pushing gay "marriage" in New Jersey.

Steve Goldstein, the chief executive of Garden State Equality, a gay rights organization, said he was stunned when Christie informed him of [Harris'] nomination. "As I told the governor right then and there, you could have picked me up off the floor," he said.

Why do you suppose Chris Christie felt the need to explain his Supreme Court choices to a gay rights activist?

Allow me to spell it out for you.

Our state legislature has made enacting gay "marriage" their #1 priority this year.

Chris Christie claims he's opposed to gay "marriage," and said he'll veto the bill if it reaches his desk.

But wink, wink, nudge, nudge he's just historically appointed two new members of the NJ State Supreme Court — an openly gay man and the attorney currently overseeing State Police compliance with a "no racial profiling" consent decree. It's the very same court where a challenge to New Jersey's Civil Unions law is currently headed. With Steve Goldstein leading the charge. And Chris Christie whispering in his ear about diversity, giving Steve the vapors.

Hmmm.

If by some unexpected chance that court then goes and finds a Constitutional Right to gay "marriage?" Don't blame Chris Christie! It's the gosh-darned activist judiciary messing things up again! He's opposed to it. He said so!

Believe that, and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn you can have, cheap.

Because The Fix Is In.
Technorati Tags: Chris-Christie Bruce-Harris Phillip-Kwon gay-marriage ]]> /nj_politics Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:15:00 GMT christie-judicial-diversity-no-exp-req http://wyblog.us/blog/news/free-speech-ok-only-out-of-state.html Chris Wysocki Not In My State.

The U.S. Supreme Court has long established that nude dancing is a form of Free Speech, protected by the First Amendment. Reasonable zoning restrictions can be enacted so long as they are not exclusionary in nature.

Apparently the NJ Supreme Court has adopted a very elastic view of "exclusionary."

Which in my mind is actually good! Because it sure seems like a reversal of their own idiotic rulings in the various Mount Laurel "affordable housing" lawsuits. Those rulings said essentially "zoning be damned!" Every town in New Jersey is required to provide a quota of "affordable housing" within its borders, even if it means bulldozing perfectly good single family homes to do it.

The availability of surplus "affordable housing" in a neighboring town (nevermind a neighboring state!) was expressly dismissed by the courts as insufficient. The "affordable housing" must be located within the borders of each and every town.

Alas, the made-up right to "affordable housing" is not enshrined in the Constitution; Freedom of Speech is. Yet in the topsy-turvy world of NJ land use litigation towns can now exclude activities specifically protected by the First Amendment but they must accept a trailer park on every block?

Yeah, that makes sense.
Technorati Tags: free-speech Club-XXXV strip-clubs affordable-housing ]]> /news Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:08:00 GMT free-speech-ok-only-out-of-state http://wyblog.us/blog/economy/obama-jobs-report-wk24.html Chris Wysocki $3.31 here in New Jersey, only 7 cents below the national average of $3.38.

Wouldn't it be great if there was a plentiful source of crude oil, maybe only a few miles north of us, and a reliable way to get that oil to our refineries?

It's almost like Obama's energy policy is "no energy," isn't it? I mean when he claims that three years isn't enough time to study the Keystone XL pipeline proposal (and like Newt said, we won World War II in less than three years!), and then he goes and puts essentially all of our uranium producing lands off-limits to mining, what other conclusion can I make?

Remember kids, solar panels are awesome, except when the sun goes down. But hey, who needs light at night?

You gotta wonder where Barry's priorities are at when even his own people are chanting Drill, Baby, Drill.

We're "all-in" alright, all-in deep shit. No coal. No oil. No nuclear. But look, windmills! Which, of course, kill bald eagles by the truckload. Because killing the symbol of America is right up there on his priority list with killing the spirit of America too.

The Obama energy policy — Freeze In The Dark.

OK, so Jillian's back this week, and she reminds me that this is supposed to be a jobs report. Well we need energy to create jobs, don't we? But yeah, she's right, let's see what Barry's been up to on the jobs front.

And wouldn't you know it, but he's declared another laser-like focus on jobs!

Well, if by "laser-like focus" you actually mean the same sorry-ass plan he's been humping, the one which props up some more public employee unions with another $447 Billion of borrowed money, then yeah, he's definitely focused like a laser on "jobs."

Is Obama still pushing that diarrhea of a plan, which includes the same measures that failed in the Stimulus, and only save jobs in the public sector, along with helping out union jobs, mostly in the public sector? Giving people education, particularly college education, doesn't actually create jobs, and creates depression among those who get their sheepskin in social studies and realize that they are only qualified to work as a burger flipper, if there are any burger flipper jobs around.

It's the "unionistas, please vote for Obama" jobs package, and it's got no chance of actually passing the House, so it's all for show, and we know it.

Elsewhere this week, MetLife quit the mortgage business, putting another 4,000 Americans out on the street.

Perhaps that's because no one is taking out mortgages in this economy. Besides, why worry about getting a mortgage when Obama-endorsed #Occupy will steal your house?

Occupy Wall Street protesters announced with great fanfare last month that they moved a homeless family into a "foreclosed" Brooklyn home — even though they knew the house belonged to a struggling single father desperately trying to renegotiate his mortgage.

Re-elect Obama — from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs — and he'll turn us all into beggars 'cause they're easier to please.

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Previously:
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Downgrade Fever is Catchy edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Short Term Gain For Long Term Pain edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Year End Wrapup Unhappy New Year Edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz Reality Check edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report: the Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Incredibly Shrinking Labor Force edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, Our Dickensian Future Edition
Technorati Tags: Obama jobs Keystone-XL Met-Life unions ]]> /economy Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:41:00 GMT obama-jobs-report-wk24 http://wyblog.us/blog/feminists/ask-them-what-they-mean-by-choice-day.html Chris Wysocki Game on people. Sunday is the 39th anniversary of the odious Roe v Wade Supreme Court decision. Thirty nine years of legal infanticide. Untold millions consigned to brutal, painful death with the stroke of a pen.

To commemorate the occasion the NARAL death cult is springing into action. They're encouraging supporters to take to the social media airwaves on Sunday and talk up the benefits of "choice."

Pro-life nurse Jill Stanek is appalled (as am I) and she wants to do something to counter them.

Her plan is simple. Ask them what they mean by "choice." Rain on their parade.

On January 22, any time you read pro-aborts spouting obscure "choice" rhetoric on a blog, website, Facebook, or Twitter, call them out on it. Ask them to explain what the "choice" euphemism means. Tweeters plan to use their #Tweet4Choice hashtag.

Get specifics.

Because we know what "choice" means. It means "dead babies."

I'll be there. Will you join me in standing up for innocent life?

She wouldn't drown a puppy. Why can she legally suck the life from the beating heart of her unborn child?
Technorati Tags: abortion Jill-Stanek #Tweet4Choice NARAL ]]> /feminists Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:38:00 GMT ask-them-what-they-mean-by-choice-day http://wyblog.us/blog/election/thursday-throwdown-01-19-12.html Chris Wysocki Sophie said I had to watch this debate. Because her class is studying the Constitution. In fourth grade. And she wanted to ask me questions.

The CNN lead-in was telling. Their dream team salivated at the prospect of Newt Gringrich addressing his ex-wife's allegations. The excitement was palpable, and Wolf Blitzer seemed like he was about to erupt in his pants.

I wonder how Wolfie felt after Newt bitch-slapped John King. Donald Douglas has the video.

That there was a thing of beauty. Oh, and shrinkage!

Newt's always been keen to run against the media, and by golly he got to do it tonight. If there's anyone left at ABC with a shred of decency, he'd hang his head in shame. Sadly, there's no chance of that.

The obvious money shot — I'll let Barack Obama bring a Teleprompter to a battle of wits — was sadly overshadowed by CNN"s miserable attempt at entrapment.

Newt floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee…

As for the rest, I'll let Sophie recap.

Alas, answers, I do not have. But that's OK, because the voters are about to send both of those guys back to the showers.

The media has made this election about debating skills. It's bogus, but it's also the reason Rick Perry is at home on the couch. OK then, Newt Gingrich will run rhetorical rings around Captain Teleprompter. Which is why they're so keen to destroy him.
Technorati Tags: CNN GOP South-Carolina Newt-Gingrich ]]> /election Fri, 20 Jan 2012 04:30:00 GMT thursday-throwdown-01-19-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/election/perry-out-wyblog-0-for-2.html Chris Wysocki

So, no sooner had I put the Rick Perry for President banner up there on the top left when the wheels started coming off his campaign. It's the WyBlog curse, because Rick Perry is calling it quits.

Hey, if I endorse Romney next do you think he'll falter too?

Perry's gonna line up behind Newt, mostly because Newt isn't Mittens and Santorum and Saint Ron are unelectable.

But ABC (the All Barack Channel!) is already locked and loaded with both barrels aimed at Newt. The media which can't be bothered to interview a single one of Obama's ex-boyfriends is salivating at the prospect of airing every scrap of dirty laundry Newt's ex-wife is willing to dish out.

So Wife Number Two's bombshell is, Newt cheated on her with Wife Number Three! Forgetting, conveniently, that he also cheated with her on (dying) Wife Number One. Listen toots, it's not like you didn't know what kind of man you were fooling around with. Both before, and yes after you married him.

Anyway, Tammy's been on Newt's bandwagon for a while now. Ayup, electoral discord in the WyHouse! But not anymore. If Rick Perry's getting behind Newt, then I guess I am too.

It feels kinda like rooting for the Giants though. My heart's not in it, if you know what I mean. (Dude, go with it, it's the Syphilitic Camel Rule! -- Ed.)

Still, Sarah Palin's a Newt fan, that's gotta count for something, right?

More importantly though, he's a Sarah Palin fan. Can we hope for a Gingrich - Palin ticket? Or am I tempting fate again with another jolt of the WyCurse?
Technorati Tags: Rick-Perry Newt-Gingrich Mitt-Romney 2012 Sarah-Palin ]]> /election Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:44:00 GMT perry-out-wyblog-0-for-2 http://wyblog.us/blog/news/obama-v-christie-on-pipelines.html Chris Wysocki

And it's a tale of two leaders. One desperately seeking to appease every radical constituency by tearing down two centuries of industrial achievement. The other pragmatic and decisive, cognizant of risk, yet unwilling to let opportunity pass us by.

In the end, Obama's rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline project was as predictable as it was anticlimactic. He promised to tilt at windmills while sending gasoline and electricity prices through the roof, and he continues to deliver.

But lost in yesterday's recriminations was Chris Christie's decision to forge ahead with an ambitious natural gas pipeline, one that is also slated to traverse "sensitive" environmental areas. In response to boilerplate Sierra Club doomsaying one of his Highlands Commissioners put it thusly:

"An adequate supply of natural gas is equal to the need for drinking water."

Indeed. And so a pipeline, stretching from the Marcellus Shale region of Pennsylvania, traversing the Highlands watershed, and terminating in Mahwah will soon be a reality. With it comes a 55% increase in the quantity of natural gas available to New Jerseyans. And of course, jobs. Good paying, sorely needed jobs. Clean, reliable energy too.

That's a win for New Jersey, and a win for America. And it's one more reason why Barack Obama must be defeated in November. Yes, even if that means we have to get used to saying "President Romney."
Technorati Tags: Obama Chris-Christie Keystone-XL Marcellus-Shale environment ]]> /news Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:47:00 GMT obama-v-christie-on-pipelines http://wyblog.us/blog/misc/weary-wednesday-wanderers-01-18-12.html Chris Wysocki this time at the Magic Kingdom!

President Barack Obama will visit Walt Disney World during a planned trip to Orlando on Thursday, according to a White House aide. There, he will "unveil a strategy that will significantly help boost tourism and travel," the aide added.

Aw geez, not another strategy.

Must resist making Mickey Mouse White House jokes.

Barry's gonna be a little lonely though. Any Democrat who's anybody is coincidentally leaving town.

It doesn't appear, however, that he'll get much love from local politicians. Aides to U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson said the Florida Democrat was unlikely to attend because the office "got word too late" of the visit and had meetings planned in other parts of the state. And Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer is scheduled to be in Washington that day for a meeting of the U.S. Conference of Mayors.

Park guests won't be allowed within a mile of Dear Leader, probably because the use of foul language is frowned upon at Disney World. Or maybe they were afraid folks wouldn't even part with an "A" ticket for the chance to see him.

So today's the day the internet goes dark, or something. I just clicked on a Wikipedia link and got some kind of Black Screen of Doom. Yes, the libtard poseurs that censor anyone who doesn't toe the far-left line when it comes to homosexual "rights" or Palestinian statehood are cheesed off because Congress might outlaw stealing digital music and movies. Anonymous twits who unilaterally get to decide if you're "noteworthy" enough to warrant an entry in their Self-Important Book Of All Knowledge are actually complaining because an unelected bureaucrat might find a particular website to be of no redeeming value whatsoever.

I'd direct you to their page for "irony," but it's offline today.

Coming next week, hospitals lock their doors to protest Obamacare!

We all knew that health care costs were going up, but this is ridiculous.

I guess he didn't get an Obamacare waiver.

Turns out the company that prepares the bills had mistakenly put the invoice number in the space where the invoice amount should go.

Pfew! But the fact he thought the bill might be legit? Wasn't Obamacare supposed to cut costs?

How's this for putting a whole new spin on McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" ad campaign?

Next week at Burger King she'll demonstrate how it takes two hands to handle a Whopper.

Finally, in a sop to SOPA stoppers, I snarfed this from a friend on Facebook, because it's too good not to pass along:

Celebrating this day by pirating Fr. Richard K McFadden's status. He writes, "You know the LAST time the government tried to censor the internet resulted in a little thing called the War of 1812, when the Challenger blew up over the Alamo." Without Wikipedia, how will kids learn things like this? "Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it" ~ Apollo Creed, Third President of the United States.

It's not illegal to steal someone else's Facebook status, is it? Why are those guys in dark suits talking into their earbuds and staring at me?
Technorati Tags: Obama Disney-World SOPA Wikipedia Obamacare McDonalds ]]> /misc Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:28:00 GMT weary-wednesday-wanderers-01-18-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/nj_politics/christie-10-pct-income-tax-cut.html Chris Wysocki Chris Christie delivers:

Gov. Chris Christie today proposed a 10 percent reduction in state income taxes regardless of income -- phased in over three years -- and restoration of the earned-income tax credit that would benefit the state's poorest citizens.

As he put it, "Everyone made the sacrifice. Everyone will share in the benefit."

"Understand what this means," Christie said in his State of the State message, the second one he has delivered since becoming governor in January 2010,. "Every New Jerseyan will get a cut in taxes. The working poor. The struggling middle class. The new college graduates getting their first job. The senior citizens who have already retired. The single mom. The job creators. The parents trying to afford to send their son or daughter to college."

It's the antithesis of class warfare. So naturally the Democrats have a plan of their own. Raise taxes.

I don't think that Sheila Oliver can spell "tax cut."

Here's the video.

Hey Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. Are you paying attention?
Technorati Tags: Chris-Christie NJ-Politics taxes ]]> /nj_politics Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:04:00 GMT christie-10-pct-income-tax-cut http://wyblog.us/blog/election/free-us-from-the-south-carolina-five.html Chris Wysocki Stacy McCain live-blogged on-site, The Daley Gator caught Ron Paul in another lie, and Professor Jacobson sums up my impression of the trainwreck that is Mitt Romney's impending nomination.

We are on a path to nominate someone who campaigned against Reagan, campaigned against the Contract with America, campaigned against those who are pro-Life, campaigned against 2d Amendment rights, campaigned against conservatism, and designed and enacted the precursor to Obamacare from which he will not back away.

Meanwhile the only guy who's never actually lost an election on the merits can't get any traction, because ostensible "conservatives" are enamored by Rick Santorum's sweater vests and Newt Gingrich's adverbial allegories.

And way off in Right Field, the Ron Paul sideshow pretty much guarantees Romney will get the nod.

Many of my conservative friends are so busy denouncing Ron Paul and his supporters that they can't be bothered to ask themselves, "Why don't we have that kind of wild-eyed fanaticism among our supporters?"

Yes, what I look for in a candidate is the wild-eyed fanaticism of his supporters. Substitute "bat-shit insanity" for "wild-eyed fanaticism" and you'll understand what I mean. Or just go observe wild-eyed fanaticism in its natural habitat of North Korea. Because if that's what it takes to be a Ron Paul supporter, you can count me out.

Do we want wild-eyed fanatical 9/11 Truthers driving the GOP bus?

Are we ready for a wild-eyed fanatic to burn our banking system to the ground in order to purge it of The International Jewish Conspiracy?

Will you let your kids go play outside when wild-eyed fanatical meth addicts move in next door because Ron Paul legalized drugs?

Can Americans sleep soundly at night knowing that the wild-eyed fanatical Iranians are mass-producing Ron-Paul-approved nuclear bombs?

Ron Paul's popularity does not necessarily imply the soundness of Ron Paul's message.

Ron Paul's cult followers are gathering converts because the remaining GOP presidential field is weak, and fractured. Some of us have perhaps been contributing to the problem by proclaiming "anyone but Mitt Romney."

The electorate has seen "anyone," and is sending us a different message — Romney, because he's not Ron Paul, and you turkeys can't make up your minds about any of those other guys.

You know what? They just might be on to something.
Technorati Tags: South-Carolina Republican Mitt-Romney Newt-Gingrich Rick-Santorum Rick-Perry Ron-Paul ]]> /election Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:30:00 GMT free-us-from-the-south-carolina-five http://wyblog.us/blog/misc/motley-monday-modulation-01-16-12.html Chris Wysocki a super-secret White House memo, written by Barack Obama himself!, which spills the beans on the targets of Janet Incompetano's DHS blogger surveillance program. There's mention of "that Wysocki guy in NJ."

Uh, oh. I think I'm in trouble.

You guys'll come visit me in prison, won't you?

And just when I'm on the verge of being almost famous, too. Trog is getting some InstaSeconds (via Smitty), which seems to be his speciality these days. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride! Anyway, his sidebar link to me is attracting attention from the click-throughers. So I'm benefiting from what I guess could be called Trog's InstaDregs.

Uh, thanks!

So let's see, what sort of Right Wing mischief can we get into today? Hmmm. Oh, I know! Long before anyone had heard of Steven Colbert or Jon Stewart there was Tom Lehrer, back when satire was funny. Here's a song he did which seems appropriate for Martin Luther King Day.

Incidentally, MLK was a Republican. Yes, really. You could look it up.

I'm always reluctant to put too much credence into "what 'X' would have said" unless, you know, 'X' actually said it. But MLK's niece, Dr. Alveda King, makes a compelling case for her famous uncle's pro-life bonafides. It's certainly something to think about, probably more so than pushing back your tee time to paint slogans on a wall.

My wife and daughter are both obsessed with the game Angry Birds. They play it All The Time. And they're constantly trying to suck me into playing too. Feh.

What I really want to create is a game called "Angry Nerds."

In my game, you have to solve a partial differential equation before the phone zaps you with a jolt of electricity and a blinding flash of light.

The higher levels test your knowledge of Star Trek trivia.

I think it'd be a hit, don't you?
Technorati Tags: DHS bloggers privacy MLK angry-birds ]]> /misc Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:43:00 GMT motley-monday-modulation-01-16-12 http://wyblog.us/blog/election/jon-huntsman-back-to-red-china.html Chris Wysocki Governor Asterisk intends to reassert his footnote-to-history status by ending his presidential campaign.

A man who generated so little excitement that members of his of own campaign sometimes misspelled his name, Huntsman leaves the race with a whimper and not a bang.

But he's got A Plan. He'll endorse the "unelectable" Mitt Romney. Because if you've already been Barack Obama's Ambassador to Red China, why not try to wangle the same gig from Obama's ideological successor?

They deserve each other. You can nominate Mitt Romney and (maybe) send Jon Huntsman back to Red China, or you can get behind a Real Conservative to defeat Barack Obama. What's it gonna be America?
Technorati Tags: Jon-Huntsman Mitt-Romney election 2012 Republican ]]> /election Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:46:00 GMT jon-huntsman-back-to-red-china http://wyblog.us/blog/democrats/mike-bloomberg-obnoxious-turd.html Chris Wysocki hizzoner is a scoundrel, with no regard whatsoever for the Constitution.

On his radio show this week, Derb discusses the case of Meredith Graves, the Tennessee nurse who, upon visiting the 9/11 memorial in New York and seeing the signs forbidding firearms, asked the staff if she could check her pistol (lawful and licensed in home state). She was handcuffed, arrested, and now faces three and a half years in jail for firearms possession — for the crime of being unaware that the Second Amendment does not apply in New York City.

This is the Mike Bloomberg "law and order" machine in full regalia. He plays fast and loose with the law at every turn. And he's never one to ascribe reasonable doubt:

And because it suits his objectives. He needs middle-class white female felons to offset the parade of low-income minority lowlifes his police department is usually forced to arrest, seeing as how there isn't anyone else spreading mayhem within a mile of his ivory tower.

You can be confident that Meredith Graves will be locked up, because it is far easier to lock up law-abiding types such as Meredith Graves than it is to police the criminals who actually do the murders and muggings.

Rudy Guiliani he ain't. Mayor Mike is the quintessential pandering politician, broadcasting bland bromides in lieu of countering the contagions which cripple his once magnificent metropolis. Trans-fats are his enemy, while drug dealers run rampant. He proclaims that secondhand smoke threatens the foundations of civilization, but it's bedbugs whose proliferation actually undermines the fabric of our society.

In Bloomberg's paradise he'll close all the liquor stores, but free needles for junkies are a Constitutional Right.

People who find his hegemony alluring are no more than sheep, trading independent thought for the illusion of nanny state security. When their city inevitably succumbs to the rot which permeates its core they'll shake their heads wistfully and wonder which unimplemented utopian scheme would have precluded their fall from grace.

Mike Bloomberg is a nasty little man, and I hope Mrs. Graves sues the pants off his arrogant ass. As for his acolytes, I can only assume that their willful myopia conceals a deep-seated hatred of freedom and liberty. His presidential timbre is decidedly off-key.
Technorati Tags: Mike-Bloomberg Second-Amendment Meredith-Graves ]]> /democrats Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:29:00 GMT mike-bloomberg-obnoxious-turd http://wyblog.us/blog/economy/obama-jobs-report-wk23.html Chris Wysocki On Friday S&P downgraded nine Eurozone countries including former Blue Chips France and Austria.

Remember when Junk Bonds were cool? Mister we could use a man like Michael Milken again.

(By popular demand, Chloe is back for an encore this week. I think she's on the phone with her broker…)

And what did I tell you, the unemployment figures were indeed revised upward, and then spiked this week to 399K.

That's two big jumps in a row. Can Barry make it three? You know he can!

Oh, and by the way, December retail sales were "weak," the worse they've been in seven months. Santa kept his wallet in his pocket, unless he spied some really deep discounts. Alas, low margins do not a recovery make.

In response, CIT Group is cutting off supplier loans to Sears.

The company had a disastrous holiday shopping season, with revenue at stores open at least a year falling 5.2 percent during the eight weeks ended that ended Christmas Day. The figure is a key indicator of a retailer's health because it excludes results from stores recently opened or closed.

There's a Sears Hardware in West Caldwell. It never has anything I need.

I think that's a metaphor for the Obama Administration.

Moochelle's demonization of snack foods claimed another victim. Hostess filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. The legendary maker of Twinkies, HoHos, and DingDongs is a casualty of the anti-obesity zealots.

"Twinkies is a well-known brand, but did you ever hear somebody talk about Twinkies in a positive light?" asked Ted Gavin, head of the bankruptcy practice at NHB Advisors, a turnaround consulting firm in Philadelphia.

Hostess makes Wonder Bread too. Another staple of our childhood, about to be sacrificed, and for what? 550 people will probably lose their jobs, because regardless of what the First Lady might tell you, kids don't want to eat carrot sticks and multi-grain cardboard masquerading as "bread."

Speaking of bread, and circuses: Barry and TurboTax Timmy plan to borrow another $1.2 trillion dollars, and "invest" it in round 3 of Quantitative Easing.

San Francisco Fed President John Williams said that sustained high levels of unemployment, as forecast by many Fed members, "does make an argument that we should have more stimulus."

The death throes of the Keynesian spendaholics are not going to be pretty.

Is there more bad news? You betcha.

November's trade deficit rose to 10.4% as U.S. exports cratered. Again.

The U.S. Census Bureau and the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis, through the Department of Commerce, announced today that total November exports of $177.8 billion and imports of $225.6 billion resulted in a goods and services deficit of $47.8 billion, up from $43.3 billion in October, revised. November exports were $1.5 billion less than October exports of $179.4 billion. November imports were $2.9 billion more than October imports of $222.6 billion.

China makes, America takes.

I think it's time to say "screw it all" and hit the beach. Because Chloe is definitely an argument for "more stimulus."

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Previously:
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Short Term Gain For Long Term Pain edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Year End Wrapup Unhappy New Year Edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz Reality Check edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report: the Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics edition
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