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B+, eh? So, what exactly would "F" look like?

It's all about the "O". Obama and Oprah, together at last! Could you feel the love? To quote my grandfather, "the wind blew, and the shit flew, and you couldn't see for days."

He gives himself a "B+". But, of course! His feigned humility left the "A" on the table for next year's awards show.

The people, they beg to differ:

Unemployment is above 10%. Food pantries are reporting record numbers of people seeking assistance. The Federal deficit is mushrooming, and another $1.8 trillion dollars just got flushed down his progressive-agenda toilet.

"Welcome to Obamaville: Colorado's Fastest Growing Community"

He lambastes "fat cat" bankers, then says they have to "do more" to fix the economy and boost job growth. I hope the "fat cats" have the good sense to tell him "fat chance".

Speaking of unemployment; if you're a supposedly "independent" Inspector General, and you uncover reams of official corruption committed by one of the First Lady's cronies, you're fired! His cabinet officers could do with hiring a few more accountants too, what with their inability to pay their taxes and all.

Government Motors may never return to profitability. They're on what, their 17^th CEO since Barry's takeover, and they still can't build a car that Americans wanto to buy?

He just classified the CO₂ you exhale as toxic waste. He's in Copenhagen working to make your energy bills more expensive. And that's before he enacts "Cap and Tax" which will put the price of a gallon of gasoline on par with an ounce of gold.

Iran is within days of having a functioning nuclear bomb.

North Korea scoffs at his amateurish "smart diplomacy", and they already have the bomb.

Our traditional allies like Britian and Australia are left out in the cold, while Hugo Chavez is his favorite pen pal. He tried to nullify an election in Honduras, and he snubs the only pro-U.S. government in Latin America by refusing to ratify the Columbia Free Trade Agreement.

The only thing he's tried to do right is finish the job in Afghanistan. But, he's probably a day late and a dollar short on that score, and he's only up for the mission if it doesn't take too long or cost too much or make him look bad in the eyes of The New York Times.

Oh, by the way Barry, Mullah Omar says "hi" and asks if you got the fruitcake he sent you for Ramadan.

Yup, Obama deserves that "B+". And Tiger Woods is a shoo-in for Husband of the Year.

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