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Space Truckin' Jihad?

Barry won't send an American back to the moon. His 2010 budget defunds the Constellation Program. But that doesn't mean NASA is out of a job. They're gonna teach jihadis how to build rockets! Barry wants NASA to "reach out" to Muslim countries.

NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden said Tuesday that President Barack Obama has asked him to "find ways to reach out to dominantly Muslim countries" as the White House pushes the space agency to become a tool of international diplomacy.

Bob Belvedere calls it Jihad to the Moon.

Jihad to the Moon!
Let me bomb among the stars.
Let me see what sharia's like
on Jupiter and Mars.

And Bob links to to William Teach, over at The Pirate's Cove, who offers this spot-on comment:

Right. Good move. Let's reach out to countries that often tend to live in the 15th Century, and whose view of science is how to better use the technology that Western countries create in order to kill Westerners.

Gee, if you drop a truck bomb from orbit how big a hole will it make? The International Space Station is gonna need Laika the bomb sniffing dog. As well as a minaret and some nifty gyroscopes mounted on a flying carpet to keep it always pointed at Mecca while they zip around the earth at 6880 miles per hour.

Call it Space Truckin' with Mohammed.

Really, it's a swell idea. What could go wrong?

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