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As peace talks commence, the Cleavageonic Wars escalate

Robert Stacy McCain and Monica Bellucci are valiantly trying to end the Cleavageonic Wars. Stacey's European envoy has thus far been unsuccessful in coercing Bob Belvedere into a cease-fire. And then Gator Doug played the Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool card. Oh Doug, that's so 80's. We're way past teenage fantasies by now.

In another misdirected volley, Irish Cicero calls upon McCain to surrender! He's not even in it! He's trying to broker peace in our time! Who is he going to surrender to? And then, Classic Liberal unleashed the Anne Hathaway nuclear offensive but of course nothing about Ms. Hathaway is ever "offensive", even if it is rated "R".

So, since Belvedere has impugned the honor of my troops, there is but one course of action left to me. Attack! Attack! Attack! Lieutenant Patricia is ready to muster General Pulaski's army.

From her laptop control center she now unleashes a devastating display of bodacious bombardment. I assure you that Belvedere's latest Janet Lupo bomb will fizzle under her mightly assault.

Specialist Rosalia is Lt. Patricia's able bodied assistant.

Kala is back with another salvo aimed at the heart of Belvedere's gif cache.

And Private Brandy stands ready to unleash her ultimate weapons.

Now surrender Bob or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time.

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