WyBlog

Rule 5 Weekend, Operation Torch or a Boob Too Far?

Bob Belvedere is escalating the Boob War. He sortied into deep cleavage and has now moved out for "reconnaissance in force" bringing some really big guns to bear.

I think Bob's gone too far this time though, there's cheesecake and then there's nudie pics with strategically placed captions. We're trying to keep this here blog PG-13, but that's not to say that we don't have some big guns of our own.

Irish Cicero asks whether or not men still make passes at girls who wear glasses. I'm guessing "yes", but you be the judge. He's also got an odd fascination with librarians, perhaps due to the extensive research he is doing on the origins of Belvedere's Cleavageonic War.

On another front, Gator Doug rains some thunder down on General Belvedere. Well done!

Classic Liberal is staying above the fray, choosing instead to query Anna Kournikova on why some men turn to a life of crime.

And poor old Lance is still pining for Danica Patrick. Dude, she's in Vegas; what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right? So, Road Trip!

UPDATE 28 Feb 2010 11:13:
Belvedere doesn't know sexy when he sees it!

General Trotsky Wysoki, and the weapons he has deployed, have been our biggest threat. He has launched two major incursions using 100% USDA Grade-A Cleavage. We were impressed. However, both attacks failed because, while the cleavage was pleasing, the rest of the ladies were, shall we say, pleasantly plump, and the whole package must meet or exceed the standards of taste [although his second salvo almost makes it].

Yes Bob, I likes 'em voluptuous. Curvy. Soft and cuddly. Real women have curves!

"Standards of taste"? WTF? Now you're impugning the honor of my troops! I shall call upon General Pulaski to outflank your infatuation with ladies who need a sammich.

More updates to come...

UPDATE 01 Mar 2010 23:25:
General Pulaski has mustered his troops.

Belvedere doesn't stand a chance.

Posted at 17:28 by Chris Wysocki   [/rule5]   Comments | Archived | Perm Link |
Technorati Tags: Rule5 TCOTS   |   Tweet